Brainflakes | by Ali Puckett

The Goodbye

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Press Release

Congratulations!  I had no idea.  Please allow me to assure you that I am filled with jealous rage.   Well done, love. 

Clown Party!

I have absolutely no fear of clowns. 

Saturn Returns

I’m not into Astrology, but a friend recently introduced me to the concept of the ‘Saturn Return’, and it’s been resonating with me ever since.  In each person’s lifetime, the planet Saturn ‘returns’ three times to the place in the sky it occupied when the person was born.  The first Saturn Return happens between age 27-30, the second between 58-60, and the final between 86-88.  Each of these periods is defined by a cycle of intense self-reflection and transition. 

 

Typically, the first return of Saturn is a ‘Coming of Age’, marking the end of youth and beginning of maturity.  People tend to reflect on the knowledge and perceptions of their youth, making adjustments, applying theories, and really defining their place in the world.  It’s a time of self-assessment and even second-guessing of your life choices.  It’s a fierce storm of growing pains, sometimes crippling, which can either make you – or break you. 

 

I am in my first Saturn Return right now at age 29.  I can’t say that I’m going to start following my star chart now, but my friend thinks it stands to reason that we are affected (even if minimally) by the pull of all things in the universe.  “When it rains, you get wet”, she says.  I find it interesting, particularly in a poetic way.  I have definitely found myself going through the Return as described for the past two years.  The good news is that when it’s over, if you don't sink permanently into Loser Land, you enter into the ‘productive years’, when goals become clearer and rewards are reaped.  As my 30^th birthday approaches, I find these concepts to be strangely true.  Saturn has returned to me, and now it’s leaving again. 

 

It’s my time to shine.

 

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Guns, Gay Sex, and 9/11 Truth!

Ali comes out of the closet
with both barrels blazing!

 

Hello! New Chicken Cake Video!

Letter to the Editor

My Letter to the Editor of the Peoria Journal Star (9/08/2009):

8 years have passed since the events on 9/11/01.  Of the 10 members of the official 9/11 Commission, 6 have stated publicly that they believe final report to be both inaccurate and incomplete.  I support a new 9/11 investigation, and today I called Dick Durbin, Roland Burris, and Aaron Schock to request one.  If you agree, I encourage you to do the same.  If you have questions, please research them.  The truth does not fear investigation.

Sincerely,

Ali Puckett

Pubished 9.11.2009
Re-published 9.13.2009

The Money Masters

I watch a lot of documentaries… and I do mean a LOT of documentaries.  I guess that's what happens when you don't have a TV.  So, the other day, I was surfing YouTube, and I stumbled across a video titled, ‘The Money Masters’.  Just by the title, I could tell that this would be right up my alley, because I am interested in economics, and I’m all too aware of the American national fraud that calls itself 'The Federal Reserve'.  But I had no idea that this would be truly one of the best documentaries I have EVER seen.  If you are even the least bit interested in learning a historical perspective on the current economic situation and/or a comprehensive historical explanation of the central bank and fractional reserve banking system, your mind will be multi-orgasmic during this video.  I promise, you do not have to be an economist to understand or appreciate it.  All you need is an inquiring mind.  Control and manipulation of money supply has been THE driving force behind nearly every major political event in modern history:  the fall of the Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Wars, the American Revolution, the American Civil War, the Assassination of Abraham Lincoln (and John F. Kennedy), The Great Depression, WW1, WW2, and yes indeed the economic crash and global political web of deceit that every decent person on this planet knows exists today.  It's an age-old show, and you or I don't pull the strings.  So, do you want to know who does?  And see how it's done?

 

‘The Money Masters’ is such an important retrospective, and I would love for you all to see it.  I wish I could buy a copy of the DVD and send it to each and every one of you, but since I’m busy being a slave to our debt-based system (that was me being clever), I whole-heartedly recommend that you watch the (3.5 hour) video series on YouTube.  Keep in mind, it was made in 1996, which proves only to credit it, because it speaks with startling accuracy to the current situation.  Please check it out.  The information is vital, and the time is now.

 

Watch The Money Masters (Part 1) on YouTube.

Then, help kill the bank!  Audit the Fed.

 

 

Fun with Audio!

Have something to say?  Call my new voicemail line and leave me a message!  Tell me a joke.  Share a story.  Sing a song.  Read me a poem.  Brag about a new project you're working on.  Let me know what you're having for dinner.  Or just say hello!  I would love to hear from you, and your audio message might find it's way into an upcoming Buttonhead project!  Yayyy!

a SPAMMY Moment ~

I enjoy reading SPAM e-mails.  I feel they really allow me to put my finger directly on the pulse of everything that’s ridiculous about the world I live in.  Here’s a good example for you (and don’t forget to note the grammatical irony):

 

E-mail Title:  Masters degree with no efforts!

 

E-mail Text:  GET YOUR DIPLOMA TODAY!  If you are looking for a fast and effective way to get a diploma,(non accredited) this is the best way out for you. Provide us with degree you are interested in.  Call us right now.  Our staff will get back to you in next few days!

 

So, there you have it, my friends!  If you’re looking for a Masters degree that says, ‘I did absolutely NOTHING to deserve this’, you will want to seize this opportunity right away!  Because earning your reward is for chumps!